TEN YEARS AND ONE DEGREE LATER


circa 1992


about ten days ago

So, on Friday, I picked up my new library card. I needed to sign out a book before school started. After ten years, I finally have a new card and picture. That old picture might be the weirdest, oddest, and worst picture of me yet. It doesn't even look like me. I am uncertain what odd combination of angles, lighting, and my ugly mug caused such a poor photo. I had to carry that thing around for five years at UBC.

The new photo is much better. The funny thing is that I had my haircut not two hours after that picture was taken. Oh well, it doesn't look that bad anyways. I look a bit fatter in the new picture. I can vaguely remember the day the old picture was taken. It was a sunny afternoon in September of 1992. I weighed about 120 lbs. back then. I don't think I've weighed 120 lbs. since. Heh.

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TIME SUCKER

Much like Hot or Not, this site will find a way to own your time.

UPDATE: Whoops, the link I put up goes to a porn site now...

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RANDOM THOUGHTS

Wow, I can't stop posting. Anyways, some random thoughts. First, yeah I know the column for the archives is screwed up. Blogger sometimes alters the .html code for no apparent reason when I post. The problem is correctable, but I'm being lazy. I'll do it soon.

I went to lunch with my friend Garrett Knights today. We went to this pho place in Chinatown called Pho Van. In my mind, it's the best pho in the Lower Mainland. Anyways, around 11pm, I start craving for pho again. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, good pho must contain an addictive substance. It's like culinary crack! Oh my, the hearty beef stock, the succulent beef slices, and the soft noodles!

So, it's like 1:30am now, and I'm hungry again, but there's nothing in the house I want to eat. Crap, I should be reading a textbook instead of wondering what to eat. Hmmm... I wonder if I can go back to Pho Van tomorrow.

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CROSS PROMOTION

I'm mentioned in the latest update to www.ryannordman.com. Nordman is a cool guy. I'm honoured that my site had something to do with the creation of his.

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HUMAN CIVILIZATION PEAKS WITH CUTENESS



I'm of the opinion that we, as a civilization, may have reached our peak. Why do I think this? Well, it's because man has discovered the magical combination of a cloned kitten in a beaker. Look at that picture. It's priceless. It's cute.

I usually am not moved to cuteness by pictures. When I was at UBC, almost every girl I knew had pictures of babies in their dorm rooms. I was not moved. Nothing. Nada.

This miracle of science in Pyrex (tm), however, is different. It's a damn cloned kitten in a beaker! How inventive is that? They should make t-shirts and greeting cards with pictures of kittens in beakers. Hallmark would make a killing. If someone was smart, they'd make posters of kittens in beakers and sell them at universities. There'd be one in every girl's dorm room. I bet some guys would secretly buy one too. Hell, I would.

Kitten in a beaker!

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BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

I came home from an evening out. I noticed that my mom had cooked up some breakfast sausage, and left it in the fridge. This way, you only have to heat it up in the mornings and not have to waste time cooking it.

I had two links of the sausage right away. Breakfast sausage is tasty. However, I've discovered you can only eat two or three links at one time before you feel like throwing up. I think it's the high fat content. Still, it's yummy!

That is all.

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