And to conclude another successful List Week (TM) here at et.com, I present for you a list of Ten Nerdy Cakes. I once thought the pinnacle of decorated cakes was an ice cream cake with a silkscreen picture of Hilary Duff on it. I was wrong. The PS2 cake in the list looks real and tasty too!

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According to some dude, here's a list of 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30. Here's a few that I'm guilty of and/or thought were funny:

9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"

11. Take a camera to a nude beach.

17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.

19. Give shout-outs.

28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.

30. Sleep on a bare mattress.

37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."

42. Google the word vagina.

59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."

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As first reported by Sarah, Katie Holmes gave birth today to a girl. The future Scientologist was of course, fathered by Tom Cruise. Despite his earlier statements, Cruise stated in a later report that he does not plan on eating the placenta. I really, really, really hope he ain't lying to us. Hey, did you know you can buy lamb placenta in pill form?

In other news, after a less than satisfying dinner tonight, my sister and I headed off to Wendy's for a more complete meal. We each ordered a Classic Single combo with chili to go. By the way, I'm not a big fan of chili but the stuff Wendy's makes is awesome. It also has less than a third of the fat compared to french fries. Anyways, on our way out of the parking lot, I had to stop for this cyclist who was dressed all in black with no helmet or reflective equipment on. He was hard to see in the dark. My sister yelled out the window:

"Hey, put some reflective shit on!"

And to end, as I do every Tuesday night post, here's a well-made amateur lightsaber film.

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According to The Sun, this is what Tom Cruise wants to do with Katie's placenta. Mission: Impossible 3 opens on May 5th, everywhere!

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According to the "schedule", Monday marks the beginning of the last week that I'm supposed to be working on my current project. As much as I hope that's going to be true, I'm fully prepared for this game to be still being tweaked well into next week. The 28th of April seems like a more likely end date.

I've been working on this same game since the day I started the job way back in June of last year. I know people have worked longer than that on other games but in the end, they send out Half-Life 2 out the door. I don't know many people in the industry who worked on a cell phone game for this long.

I am looking forward to the vacation time that's coming to me when the project is over.

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